Editing Negligence

I'm not quite sure how these errors missed editing, but, well, they gave me a laugh:

"It is a benefit from this job allowing the broker to make some money on the side by constantly trading stocks, buing cheep and selling high to gain a little prophet on the side."
(later in same paper) "Having more clients not only gives you more money to spend on stocks but also is a cushion for if one of the clients asking for help has stocks that do not go up in value and that client leaves the broker still has many others to help thier stocks grow and for them to make a prophet from." (I think this kid needs to talk to his mom about making prophets.)

Apparently, this kid's "S" key types "A"s:
It's okay sometimes: "It's important to do your beat."
But other times, it can cause problems: "For instance, Mr. (so and so's) father will not hire anyone unless they know how to do geometry and if they pass the teat."

On a recent Merchant of Venice quiz:
Name one character that gives us information: (Answer): Soriano

Well, no. Soriano just signed with the Cubs. Unfortunately, Solanio is the character in The Merchant of Venice. The best part? I got that answer not just once, but several times... (and I didn't even talk about him in class!! Really!)