Back from the...well...

Hey friends -

A few gems from some freshman writing assignments:

"I finely found you!" (apparently not on a large scale, though)
"You have know idea!"
"He had a nice meal of food and whine." (Did he eat with 3-year-olds?)
"He was placed in a chair and bonded to it." (Elmers?)

On a test question about how to read well:
"Read with the light on - not in the dark."

And my personal favorite:

"Now just bare with me..."